Astrotrap's Comments

Tip: Chaos is literally useless, even though you start with it.

So you play Unpuzzle, and you think "Wow, what an experience! Unforgettable! Such creativity!" And then you go about your life, thinking you've seen it all. Then UNPUZZLE 2 comes barreling in here, revealing that you were wrong, that was just the warmup. The creativity train has no brakes, apparently.

hm. feels like my habit of dropping landmines on medical supplies MIGHT constitute a war crime...?

AAR is pretty much the best weapon. Dishes out ~70 damage, shoots quicker than most weapons, can accurately fire to nearly the edge of the screen, AND holds a functionally infinite amount of ammo. And, due to the dual multishot, has a good chance of getting either head or crotch shots. Hands down, best weapon I used at any point.

Five billion people sneezing sometimes. Not a single recorded death. All world transportation is shut down, governments are declaring martial law. Curse you, media fearmongering!

Great game. Spent all day beating it! (p.s. arena is ezpz)

(spoiler warning or something) ok so the scientist helps thwart his own organization's plan for world domination. seems reasonable. it's like, we would have lost without your help?? maybe just dont be so useful

Really easy once you get the trick, but it's still great.

Interior decoration level: Spectral

Elapsed time turning "Practice against all enemies at once" into "Avoid the Void Eater": 2.5 seconds.

"Alfa Cerberus" is misspelled, it should be "Alpha Cerberus". Either that, or it's referring to something I don't know. (which, considering Abattoir Ghoul and Odyllic Spectre, wouldn't surprise me).

Is there any actual benefit (in terms of loot) to leaving pirate ships intact?

Sooo... why don't some aliens move onto Earth, survive the big kaboom, and just repopulate their own (or possibly another) planet? Y U NO THINK OF PEACEFUL SOLUTIONS

I would hate wasd controls. Unless they're optional, of course.

Those helicopter pilots are freakin' sadistic.

Awesome game, especially when I got Arce Lango waaay early on when I first played it...