Atakara18's Comments

To make the critical minigame easier, go based on sound rather than movement- attacking is a higher-pitched "pop," while staying still makes a lower sound. I tend to look away until I hear the correct noise, then look up to do the hit.

Tries to use hammer on cement wall* "I don't want to make a mess." Really? Because you already RIPPED DOWN A DOOR, STOLE A CRUCIFIX, AND RUINED TWO PAINTINGS.

Love the harmonies. This game is awesome!!!

Fun game! :D It is so amazing!!! I love the harmonies.

I dreamt that I was a bison trapped in Candyland...

Dear Mr. Frog, you can only guilt trip a person so many times before they stop doing things for you. I'M SORRY. I WAS LITTLE THEN. GET OFF MY CASE.

Missions: the clever tool used to make sure I pay attention to every second of this addicting game. I can't even walk away for a second, knowing that this may be my chance to fly 4500 meters without hurting myself... also the time taco is adorable. 5/5

Hey, those aren't trombones, those are bassoons and- ooooh pretty sparkles... good game

I feel like I've bonded with my fly swatter.

If you gamble with food for long enough, you get an item at the end :)

I've been playing this game for hours, just to start a new city on the helicopter with 5 super-survivors that are +10 in every category...

Thug: You've got a nice shop. pay me 2000 so it stays that way.... -clicks come back later - Thug -sadface- Okay. Wth??

Dreaming about a marble walrus ripping apart a princess as they faded away... Some of these are therapy-worthy

Once upon a time, there was a poor girl and a poor boy. When they grew up, the poor boy, poor girl, and a random rich guy in a green shirt ended up in a cage and died. Their tombstones are all madly in love with each other.

I don't know if this is a bug, but whenever I hop over the first obstacle in the training mode, my duck automatically teleports a few inches further and runs into the next object... Which means I haven't been able to get more than one jump per session.

Good game, my only problem was the AI. Sometimes, it felt like we were a disjointed team of unorganized, stupid zombies- you know, the bad kind. 4/5