"Complete the tutorial, then ignore its advice by crushing 10 eggs in a single game" bahahaha! Crap, they're on to me! ...Guess what, I'll play more, how about that?
I really love the message behind this game. Short, Quick, Simple... I'll remember this game. (and considering how many games are on Kongregate... let alone the internet. That's worth highlighting)
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 "Deep Forest"){kind=icon}
 "Anika's Odyssey"){kind=icon}
 "The Love Letter"){kind=icon}
 "Bloody Fun Day"){kind=icon}
 "Fear Less!"){kind=icon}
 "Haunt the House"){kind=icon}
 "The Final Earth 2"){kind=icon}
 "We Become What We Behold"){kind=icon}
 "Elephant Quest"){kind=icon}