I am sure Freud could conjure some very disturbing theories on your psychosexual development if he saw the phallic symbol, that is the main character of your game.
PsychoCola, the main mechanics are working, and if they are not already slightly fun and interesting to play with, then chances are this game will never be fun or able to sell. This is the reason I am putting the game up so early in the development process. And by the looks of it, I wont even bother finishing it, seeing as how the game doesnt seem to be interesting enough to possibly sell to a sponsor.