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Jan 3, 2012 7:40pm Since you share the same hate for chavs that I do thought I’d share this with you. >:3 “The Chav, or Burberry Trogladyte (to use the correct anthropological phrase), is a subspecies of the human race that has become unfortunately far too common, as they breed like rabbits. These creatures are easily distinguishable; they tend gather in groups in… show moreSince you share the same hate for chavs that I do thought I’d share this with you. >:3 “The Chav, or Burberry Trogladyte (to use the correct anthropological phrase), is a subspecies of the human race that has become unfortunately far too common, as they breed like rabbits. These creatures are easily distinguishable; they tend gather in groups in towns, particularly shopping precincts, they talk some kind of odd dialect of their own devising, the most important words being ‘innit’, ‘bruv’ and ‘bare’. Several variants of this have been identified and most contain elements of black American culture. This is in spite of the fact that there is no evidence that any chav has ever figured out how to cross the Atlantic, except in the Great Chav Drowning of 1920, in which some of them washed up in New York but were supposedly lynched upon arrival. They tend to wear Adidas or Nike sports gear with white trainers and have baseball caps – frequently Burberry – permanently welded onto their heads at birth. As well as the above traits, chavs somehow manage to completely destroy the concept of Natural Selection. If the world wasn’t so messed up chavs would have died out a LONG time ago due to every single one sharing the same degree of extreme retardation. A terrorist attack is being planned on the Stella Artois and White Lightning plants to dump shit loads of Digitalis into the supply of each drink so chavs will be exterminating themselves every time they send their mum to go buy their booze. " xD show less |