As a child, he was commonly mistaken as a walrus.
As a teenager, he had no life.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he opened up a small restaurant.
He later married a slug named Sharon.
Together, they had 6 kids.
He died at the age of 67.
Diary Day ???: "The incompetent smith gave me something he calls an 'Amazing Pickaxe'. After discovering that it cannot even mine clay, I pondered driving said pickaxe through his skull."