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Epileptic Headsmashing Game 2000+ Deluxe!
Feb. 22, 2011
Rating: -1
I'm willing to bet some spiteful dick of a construction worker poured liquefied crystal meth into the concrete or something. Christ.
Santa's Deadly Descent
Dec. 17, 2010
Rating: 4
You know, after everything the guy goes through in the chimney, I'm willing to bet it turns out to be Jim Carrey's house or something. Nobody said being a mythical demigod of infantile joy was a very lucky profession, after all.
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