(Papa) Welcome to the first day of your new job. Pay is weekly, you are the only employee, customers are known to reduce tips per molecule of topping not included in their order as well as spacial misalignment of large toppings and can detect such discrepancies by taste, and any upgrades to the store and its equipment come out of your pocket. I will be nowhere to be found during your employment. Also, there's this girl Prudence that takes her dog anywhere. I dunno why, but I let her bring her mutt into this eating establishment. Any questions?
(Employee) Did you get my two weeks notice 13 days ago?
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