My character see's a hand grenade on the ground fallen out of a backpack of a deceased zombie. Let's see here. Damage: 90. Accuracy: 10. Knockback: 20. Noise: 20. But what's this...it's damaged? What the hell?! I don't want a damaged single-use hand grenade, I want a fully functional single-use hand grenade!
Aren't the police and ambulance able to go through red lights? Ha, what idiots. "oh, there's a red light Bill. Looks like that shootout is going to have to wait for back up till this sucker turns green."
Along my travels I come across a lonesome individual that appears to be in poor health and on the brink of death. "please help me. I have a wife and three children that are very ill and depend on me to bring home ends meat". Me: "You hear that........? That's the sound of nobody caring". received 985 gold from robbing his ass.
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