You lived a good 60 Second Life. Sure, you missed out on a few things. Maybe the things you desired were always just out of reach. Maybe you were undecisive. Nothing to grieve about though.
You cared about love and took your chances. Not always, but often. You never had much money. But maybe you didn't care much about it anways. Sometimes you were a rather awkward person to be around with. Strange , maybe, but likeable. You loved your hobbies and you spend a lot of time with them. They were a very important part of your life.
So let me get this straight... I am up to my knees in bulletshells, there is some maniac going about 1000mph, and the coinbox is not dead?!?!?!?! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Needs a minigame while you wait for it to load. The long loading time gets people discouraged. I bet you would have more players if it had one. Thanks for reading this comment and for listening to what I have to say.
LIKE A BAWSS!!
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How about we just make the download faster?