I hate this game because of the taunting thing. It makes the game very stupid for me. I would absolutely love the game if it wasn't for that taunting, i hate it so much.
Where are the interactive zombie killings man?? I want to be able to direct my soldiers into a rotting corner store, with weapons I've chosen for them that they found on scavenging missions, and watch them destroy zed skillfully, or at least without to much lagging. Then I want one of them to tell awesome story afterward about it!
"Me and the others went to the abandoned house last night. We drove down zed-infested streets untill we reached the dirty, unkept house. It looked terrible... I woudn't have gone in by myself. We were nervous, which is acceptable since no ones scouted the house yet. We silently opened the door, turned on the lights attached to our rifles, and moved in. We split up and agreed to meet up back at the front. Two hours later, me and Burnie were making out way back to the others when we found Alice's body. Burnie rushed to her body, but that was a mistake. The roof caved in, swallowing him in the rubble. I heard him scream before meeting his fate. Suddenly, zed were everywhere. They jumped into the rubble and devoured Burnies body in front of me. Luckily, they were to pre-occupied with what they were doing to notice me. I made it out of one of the windows by myself and met up with Ronnie in the jeep. We're the only survivors. We'll have to try again later.
"Me and the others went to the abandoned house last night. We drove down zed-infested streets untill we reached the dirty, unkept house. It looked terrible... I woudn't have gone in by myself. We were nervous, which is acceptable since no ones scouted the house yet. We silently opened the door, turned on the lights attached to our rifles, and moved in. We split up and agreed to meet up back at the front. Two hours later, me and Burnie were making out way back to the others when we found Alice's body. Burnie rushed to her body, but that was a mistake. The roof caved in, swallowing him in the rubble. I heard him scream before meeting his fate. Suddenly, zed were everywhere. They jumped into the rubble and devoured Burnies body in front of me. Luckily, they were to pre-occupied with what they were doing to notice me. I made it out of one of the windows by myself and met up with Ronnie in the jeep. We're the only survivors. We'll have to try again later.
"We opened the door to the apartment... instantly, Ronnie was tackled by a frenzy of zed. He cried out in pain as the zed swarmed around him, eating him alive. We were all in shock at the sight of our friend being horribly devoured by the monsters that we didn't realize that the the zed were deliberately gnawing at the rotting wood of the building. Suddenly, the ceiling caved in, killing Jesse, Mack, Juan, and Jeffery the dog instantly. I just had time to leap away... the zombies surrounded me, blood dripping from what was left of they're jaws. I just had time to wip out my submachine gun and spray those nasty zed to the afterlife. With the blood of the demons around me, i ran for my friends. I franticly looked for signs of life.... nothing. I felt like crying... but i didn't have time for that. The zed were on the way towards me. I made for the exit. We'll have to try again later."
"We opened the door to the apartment... instantly, Ronnie was tackled by a frenzy of zed. He cried out in pain as the zed swarmed around him, eating him alive. We were all in shock at the sight of our friend being horribly devoured by the monsters that we didn't realize that the the zed were deliberately gnawing at the rotting wood of the building. Suddenly, the ceiling caved in, killing Jesse, Mack, Juan, and Jeffery the dog instantly. I just had time to leap away... the zombies surrounded me, blood dripping from what was left of they're jaws. I just had time to wip out my submachine gun and spray those nasty zed to the afterlife. With the blood of the demons around me, i ran for my friends. I franticly looked for signs of life.... nothing. I felt like crying... but i didn't have time for that. The zed were on the way towards me. I made for the exit. We'll have to try again later."
Ok. I still love this game, but PLZ. Make it more EXCITING when my soldiers kill those stupid BASTARD ZOMBIES!!! Everyone wants a good story. Every time one of my soldiers nails a zombie in the forehead with a 50 caliber Sniper, i want my suvivor to BLOW UP WITH AWESOME GOING THROUGH HIS VAINS!! "Oh my god! Today while I was guarding the food at the Warehouse, I found a HUGE zombie roaming towards the fort. I had my nice, smooth-looking M107 .50 Caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle, Sally, with me. I aimed, breathed in, and the zombie dropped into a awesome combination of blood and the flesh of the other zombies i've dropped in the past week. I like (insert City name here)"