BLOODYMESS

Boy: “Oh Come On. I Wasn’t That Drunk!”??
Friend:?"Dude, You Were In My Pool Trying To Find Nemo,?You Asked Your Girlfriend If She’s Single,?You Threw My Parrot At My Piggy Bank And Yelled ‘GO ANGRY BIRDS!’, You Were Arguing With Yourself Over The Phone & Got Upset When You Hung Up, You Were In My Closet Yelling, ‘Here I Come, Narnia!’?You Were Talking Dirty To The Woman On The GPS, You Were Throwing Rocks At My Cat Screaming, ‘GO PIKACHU!’, You Cut The Tops Of Every Pineapple And Screamed ‘Spongebob I Know Your In There!!’, You Asked My Mom If She Was Still A Virgin_, Yu Were In Staples Singing ‘Look At Me Now, IM GETTIN PAPER!’, You Were Spraying Febreze And Saying ‘Fresher Than A Mofo’, And You Hugged A Man With A White Beard & Cried, ‘DUMBLEDORE YOU’RE BACK!’ :D