Bakelmun's Comments

Anyone else notice that the person's name sounds like "Violent Past"?

I spent more time on the magic eyed ball than I care to admit.

There are plenty of developers on Kongregate who might be willing to help complete this game. Can't hurt to ask anyhow.

Is now a bad time to mention that many of those words don't rhyme?

TIP: screenshot, then separate into two images using a picture editor (or even powerpoint). Overlay, the two pictures, then delete the top one. repeatedly cycle between Ctrl-z and Ctrl-Y to notice the differences.

Lovers will come and go, but chocolate is always there for you.

Poetry teaches compassion, refinement, and morallity... it also pisses you off.

I wonder if the Adam 2.8 joke flew over anyone's head.

"Kid... I'd be a lot more comfortable if you didn't swing your sword everytime you bought a bomb" -shopkeeper.

Protip #43: You win the game by being good.

Don't forget to rate the game... or you could die.

If anyone starts the series at this game, they are going to think it is the weirdest thing on Earth.

He should be way more worried about all the ghosts he keeps finding.

"Timothy... we said you could keep the wolf in the store house. Chickens, sure. Pigs are fine too. But we did not say you could keep a FULL GROWN QUEEN DRAGON CAPABLE OF BURNING THIS WHOLE VILLAGE TO THE GROUND!"

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH... Okay *Heavy breathing*... I'm safe now. Just grab the circles, dodge the spikes... WAIT DON'T FALL! Got it, I'm safe. I'm cool ... Where did that spike come from!?

More games need a butt bash attack.

I disagree. Drunken sailor may not cure a sore throat, but it will cure a whiny customer.

Politician: I usually love first aid, but this was average.

Bar, Gambling, Bar, Gambling... Dude... stop.

I don't know much about farm animals, but I'm pretty sure that pigs don't lay eggs.