Banannapie

Alright, here’s my upbringing by wolves
It was a damp, cold night and me and my sister were out camping, suddenly I heard scratching on the canvas. I got my hunting knife out of my coat and went outside. There was a horrible creature (not a wolf) standing there. Then something bounded towards me and tore the beasts head clear off. I got on it’s back and it took me into a deep cave and there I found my sister in the finest clothes you will ever see, diamonds on part emeralds on the other, the coat was glittering like the sun. The largest wolf, which I called Kongre, gave a black tuxedo to me and some diamond cuff-links which were from a company called Gate. And guess how much of a coincidence it is that my favorite website is called KongreGate, it’s CRAZY, and then Kongre told me to get on her back and my sister too and we rode out into the night. A few hours later we arrived and the Royal Berkshire Hospital and some women told some ladies that ‘we’ were out.
And that my son is how babies are made.