This game should be banned and the developers shot at dawn!
I hope the developers are proud of themselves. They have ruined my life so utterly and completely. I used to have a decent job, two kids, and a loving wife. I lost my job when I suggested that early investing in lemonade stands was the way to go. I sent my kids off to work in a car wash and I sold my wife for extra profits at the bank. Now I sit in my moonbase with my 1980's cell phone waiting to buy that next set of newspaper stands.
Thank you developers. Thank you so much!
For multiplayer you could do like Casual Collective did for some of their games. Players are placed in room and given time to complete a haiku that meets the rules. Those that meet the rules can then be voted for by the players (except you can't vote for your own.) The more votes the more points. Extra points for most votes, some points for simply writing a haiku in the rules and no points for not completing an appropriate Haiku.
This covers my main problem with the game. The haikus don't have to make sense to be accepted. In order to get points this way they would have to meet the systematic rules already in place and be pleasing to the other players (which hopefully means they have to make sense :P )
For those who say the nightmare is too annoying it really is the crux of the game. I am typically impatient with these sorts of games a solid 5/5 though.
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