1)you are Stoned X the Perfect Pedo that is destined to snack on god?
2)you are omega man the ruthless meme that is destined to microwave the governement?
3)you are pussy hernandes the fabled manchild that is destined to subdue all the internet?
4)you are chief savior the very angry sniper Destined to lead all your mother?
5)you are chibi sniper the evil,evil hero destined to have sex with all kongregate? lolwut?