Battleship203's Comments

I don't know WHO'S idea was to put traffic cones almost everywhere for no reason.

Instead of adding the super picky random blade button how about the game actually ALLOWING you to choose a sword for your general?

I will kill whoever invented deadly spear handles

"Tug the table" NO I CAN'T!!

The only game where starting the game is the hard part.

Attaching a HUGE sword or cannon on a very small starter gunball isn't gonna slow it down? Holy hell this gunball is ALOT stronger than he looks.

Breaking in wasn't the hard part?

Who the hell is throwing paper plane in every round?

I gave up the second I saw the sequel.

"My love lets go to this place where there are giant holes, machines and lasers !"

"Oh great ebola is at it again!"

"Hi can I buy a ragdoll penguin with nuclear warheads so I could destroy icebergs?"

We could've turned ourselves into super humans but no instead we had to turn Ducks into grown men with steroids.

Story: Some random lonely dude lives in a random land where ALL THE SUDDEN the earthquake strikes yet this random dude that we don't know has parkour skills that can turn into superman that can survive lava and not water. Add more details.

Lots of nukes, laser cannons and burning projectiles isn't gonna stop the bloons.

"A gentleman never fails" Soulgame, know your audience!

You'd think buying the knight skin would boost your armor.

Alright im gonna use my super genius mind to beat this game... *click click click click click click click click*

"Oh great the same guy died again!"

Mike: YAY I GOT ENOUGH MONEY FOR THE WEAPONS!! Now lets go to the store where they sell Nukes and Lightsabers.