BigBootieJudy

Hello there,
Look at your girlfriend, now look at me, now back to your girlfriend, now back to me. Unfortunately she isn’t me, but if she stopped watching Jersey Shore and switched to Game of Thrones, she could be me. Look down, now back up. Where are you? You’re at a Star Wars convention, meeting Mark Hammel with the girl your girlfriend could be like. What’s in your hand? It’s tickets to the midnight premier of The Dark Knight Rises and The Hobbit… look again, the tickets are now Xbox remotes, and with this girl’s help you can get all the achievements for Gears of War and Left 4 Dead. Check your wallet, pay day isn’t until next week. You need a new game. Ask your girlfriend. She says no. Ask the girl that could be your girlfriend. She can get you five new games with her employee discount at GameStop.

Anything is possible when you have me for a girlfriend.