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Elements
Sep. 18, 2009
Rating: 0
Holy good goddamn fat hairy goat balls. I just tried like 5 of the users names Ive been using for ELEVEN years and it says there are all in use. GAAAAAYYYYYY!
Rating: -1
FIX THE FUKKIN SERVER!!!!!!!
My Pet Protector
Sep. 09, 2009
WOW! First try Tier 5 "Brilliant Combat Tutor". GO ME!
Semantic Wars
Aug. 06, 2009
Did that guy really ask what a nuclear bomb was? Fukkin idiot go back to your cave and stay off your cousins computer you damn inbred.
Fragger
Jul. 08, 2009
Game isn't great but I LMAO for like twenty minutes. Smoking the grunts in the head with a 'nade and knocking them over was f-ing funny!!!
Kyoob
I was stoopid enuff to play it again thaks to the eye que drop and I officially H8 u!
My IQ dropped several points......I'm going to cry myself to sleep now. *sigh*
UPGRADE COMPLETE!
Who said it takes to long? I played through in like twenty minutes. Very amusing, would like to see an upgraded number 2.
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