Blarg400000's Comments

The only improvement I can see is maybe instead of having the combo reset all the way, just have it drop down by 1. This gets a 5/5

I love the TF2 crit sounds and the Minigun reference in the Golden Gun description.

So, a game that originated on Kong gets like 1/10th of the shit on some Candyland? WTF man, u mad?

I am disappoint. I was expecting Zombie MJ to do 100% damage against children

The Galiant Paladin battle needs to be scaled down. I'm like Level 20 and by the time I can kill him he heals for twice his max health and then he kicks my ass.

As everyone has said, Multiplayer, badges, and multiplayer.

This is too hard at the beginning. Right from the start you either get a super slow cannon that kills a total of 1 enemy at a time, generic crappy cannons or a "Smart" cannon that's actually mentally disabled, while your ship is a turtle and if you manage to get to the part where the bigger ships come in you're still screwed. There's no way to dodge the bullets without crashing into the ships around you and getting owned in twelve seconds. If you stop to actually try and shoot you'll get owned by the 9001 bullets on the screen. Needs to be more balanced. 2/5

This is odd. I can't buy or sell anything, even if I have the spores for it. Hmm.

I got $53,795,702.96 in one day. Dayum.

Alright. The music? I'm positive that's Super-Nintendo StarFox music. A remix, maybe, but that's got to be it.