In the island walking bit... there's a monster thing walking on the water and if I water walk over to it, some percent of the time, when the water walk effect expires, I'll just always be able to walk on water. lulwat?
Tab doesn't list possibilities, and nano doesn't accept any commands (C-a, C-e, C-n, C-p, C-v, C-M-v, C-x). 4/5. I would instantly give you 5/5 if it had functioning emacs.
I would like to report that there is a glitch wherein the hypnosis upgrade doesn't seem to be working on the final boss. That is, after hundreds of shots the 10% chance doesn't seem to be working.
Trick for run n' gun - if you are having trouble with the alternating left and right arrow bits, you can still get them both by pressing them together at the right times.
Stop saying that 'I' caused the accident. You know what? I don't have to put up with this! It's all the road engineers' fault, and I quit! Good luck getting any cars through traffic lights! Wait, what was that? They have computers that do that? Well, shit.
I just gotta say, the *spoiler* room where you have to make it so a block won't move forward with a piece of chicken*spoiler* was brilliant. Also, why doesn't Questy eat chicken?
What? I trapped all of them so they can't leave and yet I am miraculously not getting ransom money and money from them to survive all of these months. You know, food, and laundry.