If i gave you my heart would you stab it?
I’m single…awkward moment o.o umm keep scrolling down why did you stop!
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Hey i’m Alexander and i’m emo not like real emo but alil,I’m fragile so don’t like hate on me for no reason.I do not get pissed off on a daily bases. Umm i’m gay and single uhhh i love my bestie demarkus :D,i am the sweetest motha phucking fag you’ll ever meet -,i can talk x rated sometimes and i apologize for it.i’m not the kill yourself typa emo i’m the emo in da corner so yea.
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RANDOM THINGS IN THE WORLD OF ALEX!
Boy:Can i has your bananna?
Guy:Sure.
Boy:Ok pulls your pants down
Guy:Wait what are you doing!
Boy:getting your bananna duh.
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Alex:Want my rainbow?
Markus:How much?
Demitri:Are we selling sex hours here!
Alex:Uhh no?
Markus:Maybe…
Alex:Imma gay fruity pebble!
kilan:Uhhhh what?
Markus:He said he’s a lame fruit cake.
Alex:Heyy!
Kilan:Umm ok?
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My milkshake brings all the cows to the yard damn right it’s 2% damn right it’s 2%
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My twinkie will go into your open mango and then my twinkie will explode with cream inside of your mango then i will suck your watermelons!
Father:Boy stop playing with yer food!
Sorry dad.
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condoms keep fallin on my head they keep fallin cause i’m under some guys window and he pops every one!
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My puppy died!
Hooker:Wanna shag?
What.
Hooker:mix two liquids?
Huh?
Hooker:join together?
Wha?
Hooker:wanna mix the icecream or not!
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That’s all the random stuffs i got for now heres my alphabet.
A is for ass kiss it well.
B is for bitch kick her to hell.
C is for condom don’t forget.
D is for douche that’s whatcha get.
E is for…..my eggs that hang low.
F is for….food yummy yum.
G is for guys that i wanna phuck.
H is for hookers ya never wanna meet.
I is for inclosed never wanna be.
J is for jackass don’t blame it on me.
K is for kisses plant one on me c;
L is for lips all soft and sweet.
M is for mouth that’s where my tongue goes.
N is for…nice…
O is for orgy.
P is for penis that’s right i said it.
Q is for quarter here’s your paycheck.
R is for…request a whore.
S is for yes that’s right sex.
T is for teeth that’s in your mouth baby c;
U is for up your ass that’s where my D!ck should be.
V is for vigina i guess…eww.
W is for whore kick her out the door.
X is for explict sex.
Y is for yes sex please.
Z is for zem twinkie’s are good ya.
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