List of offences:
Catapulting a man
Stealing an umbrella
Glueing a man to the ground
Vandalisation of billboard
Breaking a mans 'legs', then promptly stealing his bow tie
Jumping on a girls head
Knocking a man off a wall onto his head
Jumping on a dogs head (twice)
Defecating on a mans head
Knocking a pickle man onto his head
Hitting peoples heads with a block
Speeding
Popping a cops tyre
Making a 2nd officer crash
Ignoring doctors
Ripping off the roof of a school
Trapping a man inside a ceiling
Stealing a camera
Eating food without paying
I HEREBY FIND JOE GUILTY UNDER VARIOUS CRIMES.
I got a bug! I put them both on the moon, and when it was just about to go under water I put the boy on the boat. The girl started playing the harp on the moon but the moon still sunk with her on it. XD
I broke 3 world records playing this game. Most sweat ever produced during a video game, most overheated computer ever & longest period of time without going to the bathroom.
Thank you, Jeff.
Congrats on your world records :D