BomberMan198's Comments

The story is the most boring cliche thing I've seen from this sector, the whole game the guy screams at you for not going back, while there's NO GOING BACK. You're following the only possible line. "These rooms are not meant for you!" Come the hell on, this is simply pathetic. And the gameplay is just boring. You simply navigate your way around a bunch of cubic levels by shifting gravity. It offers no inventive; not only is the main gimmick something that has already been used more and more times, but that's it: every level is you, spikes (and buzzsaws, which are the same thing, both kill from all sides), buttons and doors. That's it. It gets really boring after a while. This game fails at everything Portal tried so hard to achieve with story, gameplay, graphics and inventive. It being "just a free flash game" doesn't take away from the fact that it's lazy in every single aspect. Work on your stuff more.

Shoutouts to the original My Friend Pedro

The first edition was complete bullshit, but the Deluxe update really fixed it, and now it's really fun, other than balanced. I would get so angry at the old hitboxes!

(I arrived at the end, where you wake up and you see the Adventurer, the Smith and the Alchemist and I swear I'm about to burst in tears for looking at them again after all this time, 5 outta 5)

Ohoh, really? Do you really like being a smartass to people commenting on your game? There's a HUGE memory leak that usually happens when the game is kept off-focus for some minutes. Stop ignoring it and try to do something. You can't because you're too lazy? Then don't be rude to people and apologize, instead of assaulting them for nonsense.

"Wow, Anon, you sure are very strong, the strongest Shonen Hero around here! How did you become so strong?" The fan said as our hero stopped lifting whales, and with his mighty demonslayer voice, he yelled. "SLEEPING".

Hahah, Boss Mode sure is funny! ... No hats? 0/10 normal mode be better

What do you mean with Too much waste? I've just put all the corn we have.

Also, I somehow got two screws in level 29? I don't know even know why.

Guided by a mother computer, you manage to get to the Red Button! What will happen next? Will the Mother Computer become powerful and you'll have to destroy her? Will you save a post-apocaliptic world by releasing life? No. You destroy the world and float in space. The end.

The original Idle game.

And not only Chrome. It just doesn't work.

The project is veeeeery good, but maybe the game itself is small. I mean, 26 levels, but some of them are short and story-less. I'm waiting for a sequel, where the Programmer gets better and gives life to the AI again and makes him so powerful through that it will become a Programmer itself. Still, very nice game, I'm waiting for an eventual sequel!

...My save is gone. I had everyone at level 700 and all the gear. I don't want to repeat everything again.

When you get out of the elevator and all the autoattacks instakill the enemy it's awesome.

This is one hard game, here.

A Boutique costs 3 dollars? Man, I really want to live in this city.

245,458 Seconds on Normal, Hee Hee. Let's see if Extreme is actually harder.

When four punches meet at the same point, a blood bath is what happens.

You know, dudes. I think the character might be a serial killer or what.