This seems very similar to a flash game I played years ago, almost to the point that it's a ripoff.. I can't remember the name but I'm going to look for it now.
I have no desire to finish the game. The protagonist is too f***ing annoying. A talkative cynical narcissist is not the type of personality the average gamer wants to be controlling. And that's not even talking about the gameplay (which has been covered in other comments)