BoundNGagged

After being born in Brooklyn NY, I was found as an infant living among a vicious raccoon family in the wilds of Staten Island. From there it was off to Juggling School where I mastered the art, learning from Hoppy the Clown. From there I worked in the circus touring Eastern Europe during the Cold War, until the unfortunate chainsaw/Bearded Lady incident. I then wandered about East Germany teaching weightlifting to the East German Womans Powerlifting team. I escaped the Iron Curtain and played Football (Soccer) for Man United for 3 seasons until I was cut after a Bus Accident in London. I could never get that left side of the road driving thing. I came back to the USA and settled back on Staten Island NY where I am now.