your whining about the lack of badges? jeez...care about the story. think of the story like this, you wake in a place you dont know, a kind face welcomes you, you are shown to her brother, her brother feeds you an apple, you grow bigger, you are then shown to a family who treats you as their own, then, WAR STRIKES, and they are just trying to run away from it all, asking you for protection. if you feel the same rate up.
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