Brocco's Comments

I really don't know why, but I loved this game. Despite not liking soccer at all, and having several complaints about the game itself. It seems like a lot of work went into it, and I got addicted to improving my superstar. Solid 4/5. :D

I'm not going to be butthurt and rate this game down because I don't like it / think it sucked. But good God, I would rather repeat elementary school than play this game. I nearly threw my laptop out a window.

Yeah this game is simply horrendous. How does it have nearly 7 million plays? Do people enjoy monotony?

It's creative and all, which is certainly appreciated...But I just don't have fun playing this. :/

While we're complaining about the controls (Agree with last two posters), I noticed that more often than not, the arrow keys would not work. As in, they would either do nothing, or make my ninja move in the wrong direction and out a window. This was very frustrating on the last few levels in particular. Idk if this is a browser issue (I'm the only person in the world that's still using IE) or whatever, but you should work on a fix for this if possible.

+for all to see: You can equip any kind of equipment to any slot. Instead of dragging from the inventory, drag from what you're wearing and release over the desired item. At different times in the game I was wearing all weapons to all chestplates as those tend to be the most effective. Multiple weapons does not add up damage, instead a 16-22 damage weapon gives 16 armor and so on. The ring slots do not award an armor bonus, so just equip what ever gives the better bonuses. This really improved my armor score since gloves, helmet, and boots generally give small amounts of armor. Copy/Pasta keep this comment alive Credit to deathbydave

Uhm..Well a good learning experience I suppose xD You got the looping (and very fitting) music and buttons responding right, that's more than I know how to do. The chan smily is a little buggy when rolling into walls, and the image doesnt seem to align itself right when turning..idk how to explain it but yeah, play with it a little and maybe you'll see what I mean. But yeah, good try

Is it just me or is this game not actually fun at all? Every jump is annoyingly impossible and it makes me WISH my ribs were in my eyes.

The lags awful, i hate the button setup, and why does holding a long note that you miss without realizing it cause your health to drain to nothing? Better question, why do i love this game despite that?

This concept has been done a million times already..The themes getting beaten to death. Good game othewise.

...Do want save feature very much. I had this game beat, then accidentally clicked a link that took me away from this page..Had to start the game over. :/ Other than that, great game, 4/5

its based entirely on luck and having to start over after every loss is just asinine. This should be an impossible badge.

This game had potential but really does nothing more than anger me. Being able to actually customize your car would have helped, and having no pause/restart button during races made this a chore at times.

yet another game that doesn't work properly on IE.. :P good game, just frustrating when my players don't do what I want them to. *shakes fist angrily at internet explorer*

FIVE TIMES, i beat the first level on insane, got to the map, and then it lagged a bit, i hit a residual star that i wouldn't have hit if not for the lag, and i had to start over.

i like the game as art idea, but the AI was kinda retarded sometimes..like the guy in the cowboy hat kept moving in front of me when i was trying to shield him and he would die. :P

I rated this game a 5 for the screaming viking intro alone.

really fun, but it's too easy. all you have to do is sleep in your fort during rounds and pop out to fix your balloons in between. you can avoid combat completely and win before 4 days.

this is almost identical to the "Legend of the red dragon" or "Legend of the green dragon" Browserbased RPGs..

@sdlonyer: actually Cod WaW came out before this, so no, this is a rip off. xD