Bulletzz

Sir, your wife is being sexually harrassed by a piece of cheese!

Good, I always dreamed of having a wife and having her being sexually harrassed by cheese…

Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Web Design, two lazy boys named Pickle and Tomato did absolutely nothing as the two beautiful well adorned young ladies did a lot of work. The young Tomato was always getting hugs and kisses while the Pickle watched sports and listened to classical music. The Pickle was always smoking cucumbers and never showed up to pampered. One of the things that Pickle and Tomato had in common was they both played with balls. You have a dirty mind if you just thought of that. One day Pickle was sleeping and the Egg plant came up behind him and began beating him up and they began to argue. He started playing classical music and the egg plant slept with him without a thought. The Pickle was very very happy and grew a small bustle sprout. While the tomato had a big one, props to the Tomato right? One of the girls had a poop ring and it was very poopy indeed. The two lazy boys always fell asleep in class and the angry egg plant always came up behind them and smacked them on the head. Then unfortunately one day a girl mistook them for real vegetables and ate them all up. The end.