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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Dec. 16, 2013

Rating: 3

So sad I didn't get to talk to Nietzsche. :( 10/10 game though; I'm too much of a sucker for moral philosophy to have not loved it.

Fixation

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Jun. 09, 2012

Rating: -1

Way to put absolutely massive spoilers in the description. O.o Thankfully I never read about 2DArray games before playing them fully (or getting stuck...) so the ending had a major impact on me. Absolutely excellent game as always from you guys!

Verge

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Jan. 18, 2012

Rating: 3

Great stuff, love how you didn't bother with a tutorial and let the mechanics become clear as they become relevant.

One and One Story

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Oct. 31, 2011

Rating: 1

Far too easy, lovely aesthetics, rather boring story/theme, no clue how it got tagged as "philosophical". But since I adore well-polished artsy puzzle platformers like this I have no choice but to rate it highly. :P

Concerned Joe

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Oct. 30, 2011

Rating: 0

It's soooo slow. I love the game and idea, but when half the playtime is spent watching him push a box to where you know it needs to go, it just gets old fast. I messed up on level 14, and couldn't be bothered to do the whole thing again despite having figured out what to do already. 2/5 until it gets more playable, but it looks to be 4/5 or 5/5 if and when that happens.

Impasse

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Jul. 09, 2011

Rating: 1972

Love the tutorial design of introducing you to new elements in a way that no text explanation is required. 5/5

Learn to Fly 2

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Jun. 27, 2011

Rating: -6

Main problem with these games (aside from all being nearly the same thing) is how tedious the beginning generally is. Anyways, this game's menus felt more polished and creative than others, but having nearly the same gameplay lowers the score. I know it's a sequel and I wasn't expecting anything new, but the idea was never this penguin's to begin with. 3/5

The I of It

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Jun. 12, 2011

Rating: 2

First I wut'd. Then I played the game and loved it, then I wut'd again.

Ninja Painter

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May. 31, 2011

Rating: -3

Ah, I take that back. There is a way to lose. It's so easy to avoid I had to go out of my way to lose though >.>

Ninja Painter

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May. 31, 2011

Rating: -7

So there's no way to lose and you have to go out of your way to do less than perfect? How boring. 2/5

Faultline

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May. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

I do so love you Nitrome.

DuckLife3: Evolution

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May. 14, 2011

Rating: -1

How is this like Pokemon at all? If anything it's more like Chao Garden.

The Company of Myself

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May. 12, 2011

Rating: 2

Volume controls are in the Pause Menu, DLP1234, just like how it says in the instructions (which I assume would be the first logical place to look for instructions on how to mute). Just set the volume to off. That said, no the game doesn't really need that button. Hell, one of the tags is "Good Music"! >_>

DuckLife3: Evolution

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May. 11, 2011

Rating: 0

It's just like Chao races! :D

Nyan Cat FLY!

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May. 10, 2011

Rating: -8

What under the great beard of mighty Zeus was that? I had to mute it as soon as that godawful music started. Why would you purposely try to make the game music annoying? Anyways, the gameplay was derivative as hell, and the atmosphere was stuck between wanting to be good and wanting to follow Robot Unicorn Attack's example where it's so lame it's amazing. 1/5, because it can't go lower.

Space is Key

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Mar. 31, 2011

Rating: 0

180 deaths... that feels pretty bad. Fun game though

PRIOR

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Mar. 28, 2011

Rating: -2

All the endings I got had very clear points of no return, in the form of a drop that is clearly impossible to return from. Gotta stop whining about being forced into an ending when the "ending this way" is pretty obvious.

ZitS: the Saviour - Act 1

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Mar. 26, 2011

Rating: 2

Far too easy to really be enjoyable. I love horror genre, but it's just not possible to be scared when you're sure you can charge in and destroy everything with your pistol.

Tentacle Wars. The Purple Menace

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Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

This game feels a lot easier than the first. Still a great game though.

The Man with the Invisible Trousers

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Mar. 08, 2011

Rating: -1

The idea is a ripoff, and platforming is very annoying when you can't see your legs. Good execution in terms of music and style though. 3/5

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