Scheissdreck! Die Amerikaner have found the secret of our coinbox-punching based economy! Schnell, someone call Uwe Boll to distract them with horrible movies!
A Shoggoth tried to shoot me with a tommy gun, but then committed suicide, presumably because holding a gun is impossible when you're a massive blob of slime.
Those are the moments I live for.
The Mage is so stupidly overpowered, she's never even the least bit bothered by whatever the Evil Hordes of Evil throw at her. I like to imagine her doing her nails and compiling a shopping list while absentmindedly zapping hellish abominations back into oblivion.
Lots of things make this annoyingly difficult, but the worst has to be survivor gathering. Zombies should only start attacking Survivors once they're clearly in sight! How am I supposed to know that Michael Jackson is getting gangraped by the Undead on the other side of town while I busy rummaging around in a garbage bin for some spare ammo? Hardly seems fair, now does it?
I'm vaguely amused that apparently, the only survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse will be a bunch of hookers, some random white dude and President Obama.
"Medicine Man is now very rich." Lol. Since he got paid in squished bugs, I kind of doubt that. Oh well. As we all know, the economy is a very fickle mistress.
Either way, fun game.
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