I find the last mini-game to be incomprehensible. Use 1,2,3,4 to control your bird? WTF? I fail it almost instantly, because before any of that makes sense you hit a wall. Also, the min-games are not fun.
So the bear chases me, I hit boost and escape. Then he catches up (quickly) and I have no more boost. so he kills me. You need to either slow the bear down or add the chance to grab more boosts while skiing.
So...what are we looking at here? A Flappy Birds clone where you fly a tiny pyramid between (probably) unlicensed images of Mountain Dew bottles. And for some reason, you are also playing AS a bag of Doritos chips? Why the hell is it called illuminati simulator? So many questions, so little replay value.
Loved the first 15 or so minutes - great potential. Then: "Oh you want to fly your uncle to Cape Town? That'll be 8 Kreds." Nevermind. I see where this is going. Good luck to you.
@anjodanet - I've got 50bn angels - I've gotten the newspaper to 480 (the last cog) before giving up and doing a reset - but I'm impatient. So more than 50bn if you're Cabbage Jack is my answer.
There is a suspicious bi-plane toodling around...destroy it with a missle-rocket! Just don't confuse it with the 47 Blimps, 113 Weather Baloons, 31 Choppers, 19 UFOs and 55 other bi-planes flying around up there...those other guys are totally legit.
@BrainpanSonata: In their defense, I usually use these comments sections to decide if a game is worth playing, so I think people should post negative comments if they hate the game
Ur not playing as a bag of doritos ur supposed to coolect Them ;p Its my first game remember :)