Cabgregate

Founder of PROGAW
Rebel against Draximus
Enemy of The River Guardians
Destroyer of The River
Chief of the Heel of PROGAW
Conqueror of Cookie Kingdom
Conqueror of Sticktopia

EST. 2009
☼_o

“Non slolum fagum est romani eunt domus”

I’m not a QUOTES FAG but this is too funny to forget

In a nut shell:

Jewsus666: Your girlfriend has a peanut head, broseph. Dump the bitch and film it.

Cabgrejesus: Yeah! Want to go stab some faggots later? You know. Because we’re those kinds of people?

Jewsus666: WOULD I?! http://i.imgur.com/Cyyg5cY.png

sometime later

Jewsus666: Did you do it?

Cabgregate: Nah. i’ll just have to be extra nasty when I break up with this ho. Maybe get my nutcracker out.

Irishgeek: Excuse me my goodmen, but I declare an orgy!

Cabgregate and Jewsus at the same time: OOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

And then…..

Cabgregate: Hey everybody, grifkiller is a fat ass autistic loser and will probably kill himself at the age of 17. Let’s laugh at him!

Everybody and their mother: HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!

grifkiller leaves

Cordelia73: I was worried that nutter was going to completely deflate.

Cabgregate: Nooooo

Cabgregate: Impossible

Cabgregate: He’ll always puff himself up

Cabgregate: But sometimes you just need to stick it to him