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1066

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Oct. 29, 2012

Rating: 6

@usii101: No shit, sherlock.

Sands of the Coliseum

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Jun. 06, 2012

Rating: 6

Anyone else want to see a hardcore mode where death is permanent and your gladiator's limbs stay gone if they're severed in a fight? BECAUSE I DO! :D

Papa's Pancakeria

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Mar. 07, 2012

Rating: 8

Favorite Papa's game yet...Of course, I would say that about any game that includes pancakes and kitties.

Lab of the Dead

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Nov. 09, 2011

Rating: 19

"I need to find more notes but I don't have enough research to do so!" *Throws a spoiled egg at a zombie* "There we go."

Pingy the Ping Idle RPG

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Oct. 29, 2011

Rating: 0

Very nice game right here.

One and One Story

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Oct. 19, 2011

Rating: 2

As soon as I play a few levels into the bonus mode; "Now I'm thinking with portals."

Saving the Company

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Sep. 11, 2011

Rating: 9

Now make a game for him busting out of jail! 8D

John the Button Three!

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Aug. 20, 2011

Rating: 0

Wow. I just discovered this game today, didn't play either of the prequels. And I'm in Love. PLEASE MAKE MORE. IT BROUGHT MANY MANLY TEARS TO MY EYES.

Ninerift

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May. 06, 2011

Rating: -7

I'm sorry. I'm sure it may very well be a good game, but I can't stand around in my underwear leveling up to the World of Warcraft "WHOOSH".

You are a... The Sequel

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Feb. 27, 2011

Rating: 0

Wait, nevermind. I am Fat Man the Legendary CamWhore Destined to Sell My Sister.

You are a... The Sequel

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Feb. 27, 2011

Rating: 0

You are The Last Jackson The Very Angry Otaku Destined to Liberate All Europe. Let's do this.

No Time To Explain

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Jan. 27, 2011

Rating: 1

Silly Dinosaurs, what are you doing wearing glasses? (If you - this, you evidently didn't find the easter eggs :D)

The game Where You Earn So Many Points By Doing Almost Nothing in 30 Seconds

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Jan. 23, 2011

Rating: 1

This game is easy as heck on a netbook. Click and hold spacebar with same hand, left hand uses WSAD.

Path of Honor: Chapter 1

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Jan. 10, 2011

Rating: -2

P.P.S Of course I don't mean the battles.

Path of Honor: Chapter 1

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Jan. 10, 2011

Rating: 1

P.S. I love RPG Maker

Path of Honor: Chapter 1

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Jan. 10, 2011

Rating: 0

This game's graphics make it look like it was made in RPG Maker...That made me have to play through ALL OF IT.

Effing Meteors

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Jan. 02, 2011

Rating: -7

Idiot thought process: "Durr guy gets over 2000 +'s because of his epic fail which is actually plausible. I can getz 2000 +'s if I actually put thought into a comment or post something useful...Or I could become LEGEND by copying nearly exactly what HE wrote...BUT MAKE IT OUTRAGEOUS AND IMPOSSIBLE." (Exhibits A and B: Evongalion and ededandedy1.)

Zombies Took My Daughter!

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Oct. 15, 2010

Rating: 6

Nerdook, you never cease to amaze me. Cluesweeper, then this game, and also your recent hit Monster Slayers. I'm a big fan, but this here is a Z.T.M.D Review, not a Nerdook review. I was surprised by the concept of this game, seeing as how this was similar to the earlier design of one of my favorite video games, Left 4 Dead (For those who say NUH-UH, go to commentary mode L4D1). And scavenging buildings for clues in your relentless pursuit of your daughter in the city, coupled with the pressure of the ever-present "ticking clock", thrown in with rescuing survivors and the escaped convicts, this game is a work of art only hurt by the possibility of finding your daughter quickly and ending the game. And after three or four times, even with the randomly generated city, it gets repetitive. I mean REPETITIVE. Nerdook, I love ya, but I can only give you a 4/5 for this game. The concept, soundtrack, and weapons variety is amazing, but the replay value is just not high enough on this game.

Road of the Dead

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Oct. 13, 2010

Rating: 752

I'm going to start my thanks by telling you that the other day I saw a game that came out called undead highway. I had high hopes, because it was under Hot New Games, and it involved a highway and zombies. Sadly, it was not so. A good game, but I walked away unsatisfied. I logged on to Kong today and saw this, clicking on it and wondering if I would feel the same disappointment. And by God, I was BLOWN AWAY. This game, while still being part of the zombie genre, has essentially invented its own sub-genre. It's cool, fun, and has a high replay value. Also, most games that run on an upgrade system have you as an invincible, godlike figure when you max out your stats. But this game? You NEED a maxed out car if you hope to win. There's still a challenge for those who manage to accumulate enough RP to upgrade to full, and I was there for a long time. And with a climactic finale and a bittersweet ending to top it all off, this game has easily secured a position on my favorites and 5 stars.

Battle Dawn

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Jul. 31, 2010

Rating: 63

@darkstorm123 Nobody, no matter HOW much you think they are, is on 24 hours a day. Sure, some people will use tokens to get ahead, but does it matter? With random crystal finds, and playing aggressively from the start, good players with strategy can easily overtake irritating donators. And also, @PatoLord, MMOS TAKE F***ING SKILL.

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