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Synergism

Play Synergism

Jun. 04, 2020

Rating: 3

"Due to your excessive wealth, coin production is divided by 1.00 to pay taxes!" Cool country.

Maptroid

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Jun. 02, 2020

Rating: 3

I accidentally clicked on the map during the take-off sequence and I think I just teleported of my ship as it was leaving. Bad end.

Developer response from lozzajp

Yes forgot to disable moving when the ship starts :) realised way too late. Could have made for an easter egg ending! ah well.

Loot Loop Loot

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May. 22, 2020

Rating: 2

I still wanna know why I have a padlock on my chest.

Developer response from PeachTreeOath

Heh, there was some consideration on what the lore would be. Basically you're a knight cursed by a wizard so that you can only venture outside of the castle for a few minutes at a time, hence the lock tattoo. Of course we didn't get to implement the lore but that was the backstory. That's also why he has bags under his eyes, he has to deal with all this time looping while he's just trying to get all his gear back :)

Sushi Cat

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Jan. 23, 2020

Rating: 34

It's appropriate the ball is a cat, because it never does what I tell it to do.

Listworlds

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Aug. 20, 2019

Rating: 3

Sea rhinos? Whatever, I wore the right underwear today. At least they weren't sea bears, I can't draw a circle to save my life.

Overlord's New Mansion

Play Overlord's New Mansion

Jul. 27, 2019

Rating: 0

I'd re-kill this ghost girl, but then it'd just be me falling into spikes in complete silence and I don't need to be lonely while I'm busy being dead.

'Til Cows Tear Us Apart

Play 'Til Cows Tear Us Apart

Mar. 20, 2019

Rating: 12

I love this game, but it's difficult to describe. "OK, it's about space lesbian cattle rustlers - why are you looking at me like that? It's not a porn, I swear! Come back, it's actually really plot-oriented, I promise!

Mystic Guardians

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Mar. 20, 2019

Rating: -2

So where's the "make the other guy pick first because I already know exactly what he's up to" button? There isn't one? Add one. Now.

Labyrneath

Play Labyrneath

Feb. 05, 2019

Rating: 8

"Why are you really here?" To die. Constantly. Without ever stopping.

Sandbox Hero

Play Sandbox Hero

Jan. 24, 2019

Rating: 3

AKA "The only game that ever supported Kongpanions".

Cosmos Quest: The Origin

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Jan. 10, 2019

Rating: 4

And so the great cosmic truth was revealed: We're all just God's personal generator.

undefeated spider

Play undefeated spider

Nov. 07, 2018

Rating: 5

I may never be able to truly defeat you, spider, and I may suffer horribly by trying, but I can at least mildly inconvenience you from time to time! ...why I am doing this again?

OutHack

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Sep. 04, 2018

Rating: 13

I'm surprised every password I've found is a string of random letters and numbers. You'd expect more people to use simple things like names of pets, interests, and loved ones, with the occasional idiot just using "password" or "12345".

Aisleen

Play Aisleen

Aug. 28, 2018

Rating: 5

I feel like this girl should weigh more than she does given how many times a turn I draw cookies, cake, and pie.

Aisleen

Play Aisleen

Aug. 28, 2018

Rating: 2

@sirgarbeto It all adds up... if you throw away your early attempts too soon, then you fail to learn from them, and are only dooming yourself when you undertake bigger projects.

I Am An Insane Rogue AI

Play I Am An Insane Rogue AI

Jun. 17, 2018

Rating: 6

"This computer is perfectly fine. I'm going to stare blankly at it all day for no apparent reason." - Guard

Scalak

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May. 29, 2018

Rating: 2

"Thanks for playing" levels make me happy. "YOU ARE A SUPER PLAYER!!"

Clarence's Big Chance

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Apr. 18, 2018

Rating: 9

If this is the kind of effort this guy has to go through just to brush his teeth, I'm not surprised his personal hygiene isn't that great.

Sort the Court!

Play Sort the Court!

Mar. 03, 2018

Rating: 0

I mean, called me a king. Derp.

Sort the Court!

Play Sort the Court!

Mar. 03, 2018

Rating: 0

Very small bug report - no big deal, just pointing it out: I picked "queen", but the barber still called me a queen when I refused the haircut.

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