Minion: "Look! A tower! Look over there! Another tower! Sir, there are 4 towers that harm our troops whenever we get near them! Whatever shall we do?"
Evil Wizard: "Saunter right past them! Don't you know you're supposed to do that? You might be fired if you don't."
Minion: (Under their breath) "I'll be dead if I do..."
Evil Wizard: "What?"
Minion: "Oh nothing sir, just agreeing that that's a great strategy."