"Well, the good news is, you have a new heart. But you might just have breathing difficulties because I also tore out your lungs, also, you may have some slight eating disorders because you now have no stomach. Or liver. You may have permanent scarring due to my throwing the scalpel at your face. You will need to come back for another heart transplant later because the replacement was thrashed around violently during the course of operation and as a result, you will need a new one in about 3 minutes. Good day!"