Carpet_Weed

Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth’s biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.

“when one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.”

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“First I was a Christian because I had been raised Christian.

Then I became an agnostic because I learnt to think for myself, but I was still too scared of the possibility of hell to completely renounce God.

Then I became an atheist because I had become an adult and was no longer afraid.

Then I became a nihilist because I got into philosophy and realized that morality is subjective, the universe has no purpose and life has no meaning.

Then I became an existentialist because fuck that shit, I’ll create my own meaning. Fuck yeah, spiritual freedom!

Then I became an alcoholic because I realized that I can’t create any meaning for myself that I could get emotionally invested in, because I’m not brave, intelligent or passionate enough to become the ubermensch." – Anon

The Book of Zane, Humble Servant of the Messiah, to the unbelievers of KYM:

Chapter I:

V1- In the name of the lord I come to thee to impart the knowledge.

V2- For the knowledge is his own, given unto me, and will be thereby given unto you.

V3- I, Zane, humble servant of the great and mighty Messiah, art but a nomad in the great vastness of the internet, and as such I do take up the cause therein.

V4- For the knowledge he hast given unto me is by no great coincidence divine, and these words given unto you hold the knowledge given unto me.

V5- For his Word is law, and the law is good.

V6- For the law dost teacheth us that which is right from that which is wrong, and that which is wrong in the eyes of the lord is wrong in the heart of man.

V7- Verily, I say unto you that the lord hast given me directive, to teach the blasphemers at Know Your Meme, and abolish them from their heathen ways.

V8- So saith the lord, “For thousands of years, long before the internetz, many fought over who was truly divine”

V9- “They wrong, but being religious they could not see this”

V10- “One night in the year of 2012, the first year of our lord, whilst drinking with his comrades, a young man knew he was the chosen.”

V11- “And on that day, Easter Sunday, he let the world know this”