CatDawg

One fine day with a woof and a purr (Now whether this was humiliating or painful, I do not know)
A baby was born and it cause a little stir
No blue bug
No three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little CatDawg

CatDawg
CatDawg
alone in the world was a little CatDawg

Out on the road or back in town
all the little critters put CatDawg down
Trying to be brothers
Trying to get along
Trying to walk together
Trying to sing this song

CatDawg
CatDawg
alone in the world was a little CatDawg

CatDawg
CatDawg
Alone in the world was a little CatDawg
Alone in the world was a little CatDawg

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I really love Halo, AVP, Star Wars/Gate/Trek and I have my very own Pet Rock named Fred.
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9 THING I HATE ABOUT EVERY!~~~~~
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time…
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the
TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”.
Damn Right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”.
Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, “did ya see that?”
No Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…
Didn’t give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved’.
Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

8. When people say “life is short”.
What the hell???
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!!
What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
“Has the bus come yet?”
If the bus came, would I be standing here???~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Name: Zakl ’Vhokuree

Race: Sangheili

Age: 144

Height: 8’9"

Rank: Zealot

Weapons often used: Energy Sword, Needle Rifle, Plasma Grenades.
I would rather fight with ammo-less weapons than touch a Human weapon.

Appearence: http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Elite&order=9&offset=48#/d11sduu