CharliePScene

Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I’m undead
Unfed
Been sleepin on, bunk beds
Since 10
So if I don’t booze it
I’m gonna lose it
Everybody get to it
Do it
Get ruined

Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We’ll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We’ll keep them panties droppin

When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big fake titties
D cups with extra filling
Take it out let me lick it quickly
Calm down it’s just a hickie
I’ll blame it on this whisky
Sipping gets me tipsy
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends wont let ya
I gotta 40 in my Ford Fiesta
Buy beer, or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I beat my meat like ima fuckin butcher
And I punk the pussy like I’m Ashton Kutcher

Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We’ll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We’ll keep them panties droppin

Lets get this party jumpin
Lets see some 40 chuggin
I wanna see your booty rubbin against my dick when I start buzzin
Cmon girls, I wanna see you drinkin
I wanna see your brain start shakin
Make a move I saw you winkin
Drunkin pussys what I’m thinkin
I don’t give a fuck if you’re drunk or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambience
Grab 2 hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night till they call the cops
[?] unless I’m doing keg stands
I’m like chic you got the chong hitting up this beer bong
When the cops show up they’re gonna get the finger
And I don’t give a fuck cuz I’m the designated drinker!

Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We’ll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We’ll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We’ll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We’ll keep them panties droppin

Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

It’s Christmas in Hollywood
Santa’s back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk

Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas

It’s Christmas in Hollywood
Santa’s back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk

Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and we gave some lovin’
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin’

Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents

Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn’t leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass

It’s Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like, oh, my God, is that Saint Nick?
Kids give me your list like it’s the 25th

Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Mrs. Clause just Myspace’d me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve

So I don’t give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an undead new year
Fuck you

Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho

It’s Christmas in Hollywood
Santa’s back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk

I’m ’bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home and decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
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He said he’d swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said Christmas ain’t a gang but a way of life
If you guide my sleigh, I’ll let you fuck my wife

So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road ahead and started to kiss me

Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo’s
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn’t Saint Nick, it was a fucking imposter

When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south

I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest
Met a lot of Jeff’s but this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a Grinch
So if you don’t like Christmas, fuck you, bitch

You kids are in big trouble, oh, boy, ho, ho

It’s Christmas in Hollywood
Santa’s back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk

Let’s get drunk, let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk, let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk

It’s Christmas in Hollywood
Santa’s back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk

It’s Christmas in Hollywood
Santa’s back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk

It’s Christmas in Hollywood
Santa’s back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck
It’s Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk