Charmanda's Comments

having played this game twice i noticed that the levels are randomized. That's pretty cool, but it does mean that the difficulty curve is bonkers

Well, it has taken days of testing but I have finally proved that yes, you can solve every level by drawing a penis.

When my girlfriend started riding a dragon and trowing fireworks at me I realized that drinking four whiskeys in a row was probably a bad idea.

I actually thought that this was kinda awesome.

When my best player is about to score the rest of my team runs away. Thats when I need them the most. The other team doesn't do this so please fix this.

"Blow up buildings responsibly" Hmm.. define "responsibly".

Whenever the Gamespeed + happens my computer glithces and i lose control of my dinosaur long enough to die 3 times

It's day 100 and I just got a school. I look at all of the options and you can't train someone to be a scavenger. How did the game know that I thought scavengers were useless? Thanks for making my day.

You know, there are two types of people who I hate: people who are intolerant of another lands culture, and the Dutch.

Make another one in the Civil War

@ eliteFifty this is not a WWI game this is a WWII game.

A Civil War game would be great. you could have recruits, cavalry, cannons, heavies (big cannon), generals, maybe snipers or bayonet troops. I havent really figured it all out yet.

How the f*** do you save?!!?? I've tried twice after a checkpoint then hit continue and im back at the beginning.

what the hell are checkpoints? I've leveled up and been under attack but when i went to the main menu and quit then came back and hit continue boom im right at the stupid tutorial that takes 10 minutes and covers nothing. Please help me

Its kinda a shame that my guys cant ride animals/ in carts.

WWAAAYYY too sticky

found anna with 35 hours left. and she hanged herself.

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Level 10 66.0% and i lost! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

442 0 0 makes a thick perfect circle