CharredNewt's Comments

I don't think they really want the ice-cream. I think they want your flesh.

Ho Ho HO! I'm Santa Worm, and I bring you all the gift of TEETH!

Every time I enter a black hole, I start humming the Dr Who theme.

You have to wonder where they are broadcasting the News from.

Doesn't let me play past level 1.

I love how he's like "A weapon? Pfui, I won't need it more than once!". He's mostly right.

So... is anybody gonna eat that salad?

Next game will be Papa's Monopoly, were you crush the competition with your fast food chain and make them go bankrupt.

I promised myself not to spend much money on clothing, seeing as it's something purely aestetical. Then I saw the treanchcoat. *squee!*

Today we learned that seagulls are unstoppable flocking machines. On the sea.

I don't like Thomas. So, while we're talking, I keep blowing smoke in his face. That'll show him!

First time I saw the jump scare: OMYGODWHATTHEHELLWASTHATMYHEART! Fifth time I saw the jump scare: Oh hai Mr.Teeth, how are you doing?

"Slenderman's corpse was found in the forest!" Wow, these aswangs are pretty badass!

Playing "I just wanna burn" against the last boss may not be the wisest choice, but it pumps you up soooooo much!

I don't know exactly whar keys I pressed, but while I was wrestling the amazon Abobo suddendly disappeared, and I couldn't continue the level. :(

So this is why the suicide rate has such a dramatic increase on Christmas...

This must be what a robot on acid sees.

Luckily the zombies are nice enough to sell me all of this abandoned pieces of mechan- ehy, wait a second!

Damn, even if now I am a saint and all everybody still remembers me as the guy who went grave robbing. Come on guys, it was only twice!

A very nice game, really loved the way in which the story affected the gameplay. Un ottimo lavoro, spero farete qualche altro gioco molto presto.