Moneys short times are hard heres a fuking chritstmas card
It was the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shity even the mouse.
Moms at the whoree house Dads smokin’ grass I just settled down for a nice piece of as$.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I went outside to see whats the matter
Out on the lawn I saw …
show moreMoneys short times are hard heres a fuking chritstmas card
It was the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shity even the mouse.
Moms at the whoree house Dads smokin’ grass I just settled down for a nice piece of as$.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I went outside to see whats the matter
Out on the lawn I saw a big dik I knew at that moment it must be saint nick.
He came out the chiminey like a bat out of hel I knew at that moment that fuker had fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dik for my brother the quer.
He went up the chiminy with just one fart, I knew right then he blew my chiminy apart.
He rode off out of sight saying fuk u all and have a good night!
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