This was a fun little diversion. I enjoyed the art style and it was genuinely funny to open the door to the house on both heroic and fat mode. That poor pirate got a raw deal in both scenarios. :)
I found this game to be a fun little time waster. However, after spending only a few minutes in the "Don't Open" room, I was able to purchase the best items in the shops and breezed through most of the content. As there isn't much of a story to go along with the gameplay, I found my intrest waning after a few minutes. All in all, it was fun. Keep up the good work.
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