CheeseMan42's Comments

I played the game for 5 minutes before it called me a chicken molester 5/5.

*open game* *epic music plays* alright, now i am fully ready to go and kill things

The physics in this game are so horrible.

i cant move!! anybody have a solution for this?

MY STATS GOT RESET!! is that supposed to happen or have i just not played for too long??!!?

how to kill those bunnies: when they land and just before they jump again there's a small window of opportunity where they're not moving, shoot them then. also, shooting zombies in the head does more damage then body of leg shots for those of you who haven't figured that out yet

wow, i got up to like floor 20, died because i got bored and then it didnt register, WTF!!!

i hate it when people complain about dying in the comments and tell everyone that so and so's game is better, about the game though: great game, good design, the powerups are not overpowered so much that once you get lvl five you murder everything without even trying, the money is well distributed, the impossible badge though, is hard. overall an excellent game, 5/5

lol, died a 1337 meters

i wonder what the elevator looks like for that winding building in the advanced climbing training...

i think my energy bullet thing is having a massive spaz attack...

need orange portsls will shoot blue back

need blue portals will shoot orange back

need blue will shot orange back

need blue will send back orange

need blue portals will shoot orange back

2 special teleports; one on top of the house (glasses teleport) and a teleport near the end just before the series of three blocks to get to the crab (dinosaur teleport). If you get both u can be a dinosaur with glasses. very much effort put into detail awesome game 5/5

@quicco123 no they are not jokes you need more artistry skill, buy the book from the shop

Its a good game but there are a few improvements that could be made 1. you need to be able to cast spells outside of battle in dungeons 2. if you could use spells during defense quests that would be helpful 3. also during the defense quests you miss much too often (i have a 80% accuracy rating for my heavy attack) 4. there should be an option to speed up attacking sequences 5. i would be a nice addition to have the shop change stock as you go through the game and 6. A SOLUTION TO THE CRAFTING PROBLEM the first time you craft something it shouldn't tell you the attributes but once you craft it successfully for the first time it should tell you all the attributes associated with it overall a good game though 4/5

i actually find the barracks very useful, for one it doesn't seem like im wasting my time so much because i give my troops all the leftover items i cannot use and during the harder defense quests when the enimies are too spread out they are very useful although the "training" could be better