One more update comment: a sequel is finally happening! I know, it’s been way too long, but hey, better late than never:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2120070/Pro_Philosopher_2_Governments__Grievances/
The Steam version comes out next week! It’s got a few new things and is generally more polished across the board. Thank you to everyone, and to Kongregate, for supporting this game throughout the years!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2120060/Socrates_Jones_Pro_Philosopher/
Hey hey hey achievement hunters!
I've seen this pop up a few times, so for those of you who REALLY hate scrolling text, you can make it instant from the options menu. =)
Thanks for playing! And sorry to all the fans of not reading out there who really need their badge. Games not perfect by any means, but if even a few of you enjoy it I'm a happy camper!
Dropping this here, because it is relevant. Looks like there are more drastic moves than "Your face is ugly:" http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/man-shot-in-quarrel-over-kants-philosophy/486155.html
Alright, guys. Update incoming within the next half hour. Fixed the typos and such people pointed out, and added another custom response that wasn't in the game before. Also, the game now has special credits music, because our composer made it.
The deal with the scroll speeds, as I said, we are working on, but it will take a bit longer =)
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Annnnnndddd... done! Saves maintained, too. I was a bit worried about that.