Impossible badge advice (after 11 hours): This back is 55% skill, 45% luck. There will be some rounds that you just get a bad series of lines. You can't do much about it. Persevere and you can do it though! I got 100+ in: (Light) 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 12, 13. Focus on getting as many light levels into the 90+ range as you can. Only 8 of my dark levels were 75 or higher, so the light average saved me and got me to 3016.
I refuse to believe that this naturally has nearly four stars from user ratings. There is no way that people on this site are so accepting of this garbage.
A brilliant metaphor on the pains of feudal society and fascist capitalism. The monarch's constant walking over the workers aptly symbolizes how the rich in today's society are able to in effect exploit those below them to accomplish their own means. Your work begs the question "Does neo-conservative economic principle truly benefit society?" Your subtle insistence that capitalism is nothing more than rebranded monarchy was profound. I commend you on your thoughtful contribution to society and will be submitting your thesis to the New Yorker this very eve.