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Latest Activity: Played Just Trolling (Apr 21, 2016 1:58am)

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Member Since Apr. 06, 2016
Website chinesejesus.com

You canโ€™t stop me Kongregate. I am here for my second coming, to deliver my people from McKwoonโ€™s and badly cooked rice. Also, cabbages make me happy.

โ€œFor Chinese God so loved China that he gave his one and only Chinese Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.โ€ โ€“ Chinese John 3:16

โ€œMost trees are blue.โ€ โ€“ Jaden Smith

โ€œAnd they ran through our ass like shit through a tin horn, man, and we could not stop them. We could not stop them. Could not stop them.โ€ โ€“ Nick Saban

โ€œF**K ME!โ€ โ€“ Mark Edward Fischbach

โ€œTalk to my damn soda bottle.โ€ โ€“ Nick Saban

โ€œEverywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.โ€ โ€“ Steven Wright

โ€œA pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.โ€ โ€“ Doug Larson

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