I liked it, but too much of it seems to be drawing in enemies one at a time, and even if you're in danger you can just entrap the ones chasing you. The charging enemies are disproportionately dangerous as a result, they're the only thing that can really kill you if you're careful, at least that I've seen.
And as an added precaution, after we escaped, we destroyed the planet so no one would have to suffer our tragic fate…
…what? Their idea of an improvised weapon has the word implosion in it. I’ll bet their idea of heavy artillery is the death star.
And also, that would have been an epic ending.
I'm suprised you think its so rigged. I played it more than once, and I got almost twice the ai's score, and zilched half as much. And I am playing the same game you are.
I think the best way to beat the game is without training fights. That way, you have to think, instead of just training until you're on a high enough level to win.
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