Congratulations gameinabottle, you've essentially drawn a mustache on your Mona Lisa and added a drum solo to your Moonlight Sonata; you've crapped all over your masterpiece.
A wonderful example of a random generation game done correctly. 4/5. A slight gameplay flaw, however, occurred when I was more likely to avoid damage by tripping traps than attempting to disable them.
And I'm usually not one to post scores, but I was quite proud of this one;
Equipment:
Head: Shiny Goggles (Detect +5)
Body: Tailored Sundress (Dodge +4)
Hands: Deft Bracer of Science! (Disable +7, Health +6)
Head: High Heeled Moccasins of Class (Dodge +2, Detect +5)
Inventory:
Patented Health Tonics: 1
Disposable Tools: 25
Gold Collected:
5100
Horrible to the point of being almost unplayable. With a storyline that has holes that an eight year old would scoff at, and a horrendous "combat" system, this game is evidence as to the dregs of open-submissions.
As other users have said before me, please, stop making games and exposing us to this sh--.
1/5, and again, simply because there are no negative ratings.
Wait... you want them banned (I read your comment on the Kongregate account; hilarious) because they're reporting the game as stolen, when even you openly admit that it is.
*Sigh*
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